Saturday, August 26, 2006

Dang....


Damn it!
I just watched this French movie, highly recommended by Jacques. Its called "Irreversible"
I think he recommnded it to me cos of the infamous rape scene with Monica Bellucci in it.
Fuck...
And to even have the nerve to recommend the show to me.
I almost puked when the guy raped Monica Bellucci anally
It was like a 20 mins visual torture...


Very disturbing

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

SO THE GEMBIRASSSS!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME SUPPPPERRRRRR DUPPPERRRRRRR HAPPPPPPYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

BUT....

Sayangnyer, the people have an annual party in October in London, how to go? *sobs*
Nvm theres always next year and the future (hopefully)

Monday, August 21, 2006

Cardio FETISH!!

I am battling a titanic dilemma right now - I feel like ripping my hair from its roots so bad that the rooftops can blow off by itself. I dont wish to blog about it - cos I think I asked for it, but it seems to benefit me adequately if I take any one of the myriad of choices I am bound to make, but damn if I take one, I'll feel a great pain if I ditch the other.

JAMIE KING ROCKS!!!
Dang imagine if I ever slept with the bloke, he'd be fuck-dancing with me. I have this collection of Jamie King's Nike Rockstar workout movement thing and god I love the Bollywood series. Its traditional in a very urban way. Although the traditional one stands out more feminine and authentic (the ones you see in Hindi movies), but I do love the eclectic mix of east and west. 1, 2 1 2 step..1, 2 12 step, 1,2 12 step........I wish I was a better dancer. The exhaustion from all the cardio is just part of the joy to achieve the achievement of all achievemnts throughout your womanhood. I wish I had a bod that could kill. *kicks herself for not having the discipline to maintain that from day 1* Dang I wish I had Kim Sharma's body(Bollywood actress). I mean, shes not overly athletic like the girls of PCD, but shes so petite I wish I had her torso. I mean shes soooo slim with some curves and shes got a big rack. I mean if I were to ever achieve that sorta bod, my boobs would be the first to be sacrificed *shammmeeeeee* :( That is why I wonder if all these workout would serve me for the better. I am working to a bod that could reveal me as someone decent with a bikini on. Dont wanna be like a fully blownup English woman broiling herself under the sun with a bad tan. Trying to achieve a-ok bod for my trip to Phuket, so my friends wont crack a joke everytime they see me in my bikini. :(

I think I am so motivated by Kim Sharma I am going for 3 hours of workout, taichi and yoga every morning and god this is better than a huge multi-orgasm!! Im cutting off the carbs - sayonara to rice (at least I'm pledging to save the paddy fields from being harvested for men all the time, but really, shoratge of consumption by 0.000000001% doesnt make any difference at all) and hope a miracle will happen come 25th sept.

ok Im gonna take a shower. I've danced way too much for the day. I guess this is what MTV does to you :P

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Need more laughs?

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it isbiology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Weekends...

I'm flattered. There's a highly reknowned newscaster from BBC by the name of "Darshini". And Nick says she looks like me (but to him all Indian girls look like me *sighs* I dont blame him cos he's just not very well exposed to people who are non-whites.) But yes he was right, exactly like a photostate copy. But her English accent is oh so accentuating. I think I'll never get near her in the next 200 years. Trust me, I'm THAT bad.

Switched on the tv for the morning only to find Paris Hilton disgustingly rubbing her twig-like body on men who are getting uneccesary hardons. Oh for Paris Hilton? Gimme a break man!

I was watching Travel & Living on catatombs worldwide. And I am amazed at how people actually take the bones of the dead to create sculptures of a church - with bones. Even the chandeliers are made of human bones. Very impressive. Like that underground catatomb in Paris, its all decorated so immaculately with human skull. I'll probably faint from such a weak heart after seeing an array of dandy human skulls as church sculptures. But it'll be such a wonderful chance if I got to see things as such right?

Besides being able to witness the safari as long as I'm living theres one more thing I'd like to experience at least once ion my life - seeing pandas in China. And I'm planning to do so with one person I absolutely adore even till today from utar - jasmine. Right now we lack the cash la but when we work and when I come back home we'll definitely go. Must make it happen :)

Ok I have loads of catching up with studies to do but I'm so frigging lazy I dont know why. I think I should bury myself in the books again, or I'll miss out a great deal of everything.

Todelous! Have a great weekend :)

Listening to : bananarama

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Simple and Enjoyable weekends are the best!

I just got home from a wonderful weekend with Anne and her family in Ipoh.
We took the bus from Kelana Jaya at about 12pm Friday and the journey took us a painful 3 hours(should be only about 2 1/2 hours), thanks to the grumbling and "smokey" bus driver - he makes his own pot! and the bus was smelly with unpleasant smokiness. Gross. So we just munched on Lays and scribbled nothings in our notebooks - basically on how to kill the Crucified Penguin (now, now dont get me started on who this asshole is)
We finally reached Ipoh bus stand and Anne's older brother, John was waiting for us. I think he is quite hot, and you never hear me complimenting on Indian guys, so yes with his rugged demeanors and the sunnies...oooh la la. And he speaks Russian! :P:P But hey I cant be dating Anne's brother right? I've got a ring snugly attached to my finger :9 So we reached Anne's place and its set on a beautiful garden and who can ever forget Anne's ever friendly Spitz, Millie? She is soooo friendly she gave me a welcome pounce and lick when I arrived, and subsequentially pounced on me like a gazillion times with vigorous tail-wagging. Nice welcome that was. I stepped in and Anne's youngest brother, Daniel was sat at the PC, and if I think John was hot, Daniel was wayyyyyyyyy hotter!!! God, for a chap younger than I am, and with his macho built and a fist all men could die for, *sticks tongue out like a hungry dog* But I cant be fetishing on Anne's brothers of all people, cos she knows how Nick and I are so clooooose! :) Ok, he speaks Russian like his older brother and his Joe Satriani collection - oooohh....an ideal woman's man but age factor and biological ties factor. *sobs* So he greeted me but you can tell he is really shy when Anne brings any of her female friends back, but if they look like shit he wont give a shit but I loom ok innit? I cant beleive im speaking out of sheer vanity! kekekeke.
After that anne showed me all around her house and we were already greeted with a wholesome lunch. We ate so much and I knew this weekend wouldnt be a good sign for my tummy. We watchd tv then left for Kinta City to watch the american haunting. Was a lil disaapointing to me, we coulda watched the Lake House or Dragon Tiger Gate, oh well, whats done is done right? The we just walked around and stepped into Nose and Vincci, cos yes my retail therapy is not over! hehe. saw a few cute, itching-to-be-worn flats but my size wasnt available so I didnt get any. Stepped into Esprit and walked around to fish for some boho skirts and denim ones, but Esprit is just full of bullshit fashion, but I couldnt resist walking out of Esprit empty handed so I got myself a pair of flip flops. Cute ones and a good price to pay.
We left Kinta City and went for dinner. I had curry mee, penang koay teow, rojak, satay, si ham and lala and a glass of chinese tea and sugarcane water. and my stomach was wailing and begging for me to stop working it. And I felt soo nauseated after that. It was good stuff but I couldnt take so much of food at one time so we packed the rojak leftovers and headed back to watch Black Hawk Down and eat them up. Felt so sleepy after that and then I went to bed. But I felt so scared to close my eyes so I had a rather disturbed sleep. Cant help but to hink of Jean's room (Anne's sister) as a scary nightmare. So I left the lights on and the ceiling fan kept ticking so voilently as if the screw was loose and the fan was about to hit me right on my face and there goes my life. So I tossed and turned and I refused to look at the mirror at 3am cos im just so fucking superstitious like my mother? *sighs* I woke up every god damn hour only to hear the fan ticking so damn loud so I felt so nauseated cos of the disturbed sleep so I switched off the fan and slept without any fan. Bah. Adn during those times i salvaged a couple of hours sleep before I decided to just get up for good. bleh.
Saturday morning was spent at Chinese eatery with Anne and her mother for chee cheong fan(with so much of chilli my earholes were smoking. nonetheless it was smooth and just mint, the best chee cheong fan ive ever tried), Ipoh white coffee which was good, popiah was awesome, had pan mee for main dish. My stomach was literally dead from strenous food processing, my liver felt the pain of the stomach. Reached home and rested for a while before we headed to Teluk Batik to soak up the sun - fully clad in contemporary clothes, no bikinis, no suntan lotion, no cocktails. hehe. Daniel drove us up to Teluk Batik and Anne's dad bought us some bread with ice cream which was nice, Daniel brought some Ukrainian liquor chocolates and ended up indulging in that as though theres no tomorrow, and Anne;s mum bought some chempedak for us to munch on the beach then we just sat on the damp sand, felt the waves crashing to our tiresome feet, the breeze was superbly soul-taking, and just chilled, it helped by taking away 70% of the stress I have accumulated. Then we climbed on the rocks and felt the waves crash to it and it felt nice to get soaked that way. The view was wonderful up there. Then we started collecting sea shells drenched on teh shore and carving hateful phrases on the sand of all the fuckers who made our Utar life shitty like "Fuck you Dr Pahang motherfucker Yzma", "See you in Hell Manikam biatch", "We Hate you Thinavan asshole" etc. Such fun. The we ran across the wave-crashes and felt so good just sprinkling water at one another. Frolicking with the waves under such sunshine is very very very therapeutic. Snapped some pics(will be up in lj as I need the "Blogspot for Dummies" book) and then headed off to a convent in Sitiawan to visit one of Anne's mother's friend who is a nun who broke her leg several weeks ago. We were served with bread pudding, shortbread, and guava juice and that was one heck of a tea treat. She gave me a rosary(yet to be blessed, Will go to the Lady of Lourdes in Klang to get it blessed, how sweet of the lady, and she was doing it for us with a broken leg and waiting for us) and some stickers of phrases from teh Bible to inspire me as I go on with life. She intially thought I was Daniel's gf before Anne introduced me as her friend. We both didnt know where to put our faces at when she said it lol. I mean, despite the superficiality we are living in there are still people whos purity has not been tarnished, and I really want to be around these people and no more fake people around me, I could be a nun but I'm not even a Christian. Such simplicity. I adore them more than even the CEO of Oracle. I still am thinking of yesterday's visit there. We headed back to Ipoh to fetch John from home and we had some Indian food for dinner. Came back and watched the mummy returns before heading to bed and I had a good sleep this time around cos Anne's mum fixed a table fan by my side of the bed.
Woke up around 7:30am by the clucking sounds a gecko makes and by God I am still so afraid of these dastardly creatures. So I waited till Anne's mum was around and asked her to inspect the bathroom for me for these domestic martyrs but there wasnt any or they coulda runaway so I wasted time again! Bah. So I had a quick bath and accompanied Anne and her parents for mass. This is the first time I;ve attended a catholic church mass, the last time I went to catholic church was when I went there with rona on a normal weekday to listen to the gregorian hymns in england that was, so eons ago were talking about. Just sat there and felt a lil awkward cos everyone was sayign prayers and i mumbled and fumbled hehehe. :P But it was a good experience. we went for breakfast before packing up to leave Ipoh for KL. Played with Millie and kissed her goodbye. Hugged and kissed anne's parents too for being such wonderful hosts and making my weekend a truly satisfying one. I thank my parents above all for letting me be with Anne.
Reached asia jaya and got myself some malibu dream from coffee bean then got on the bus to klang, to tell my parents about the simple yet a truly exciitng weekend I had

Once again, pics up in LJ
Hope you guys had a worthwhile weekend cos i didnt only enjoy it, I learnt so much in life during the course of 2 days with Anne and her family.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Jogging that stresses you out!

When people attempt to go for a jog, it is meant to be a peaceful, tranquil and healthy attempt. Not to me! i'll tell you why.

Firstly, the moment you step into the jogging park, looking so tranquil with shady verdant gardens and trees and serene ponds, and you just feel like closing your eyes and feel the breeze over your skin, and the bliss is interrupted by screaming and wailing children when they fall down and all. Trust me, I lvoe children, but you dont bring your 1 year old and force him/her to walk and when he/she falls down they cry worse than a broken record. Damn. So much for finding peace and keeping focus.

Secondly, the paths are so tiny and there are two paths (one is meant for cancer patients to do their exercise, and they dont take up the whole path) so why dont people just go to the otehr path(well dont overcrowd it) and do your shit without clogging the whole path. The most annoying group of people who do that are fat Indian middle-aged blokes talking business in the middle of the jogging park. Youll never have any idea of the fuming emotions inside me when I see these oversized, shiny-bald head blokes clogging the paths. Guess what pals, go get more wax and put on your shiny head to clog your brains more so you cant fuckign think?? Fuckinhg assholes, we are here to keep fit not to keep fat and act all verbal. No sense of being private I suppose!

Thirdly, when you are jogging in a linera motion only to be interrupted by a 1 foot tall kid running all over and refusing to give way to people who are jogging. And they give you such sulky faces you feel like lifting the kid and flocking it in the pond with the tortoises and the fishes! Damn kids, you people are darlings but when you throw tantrums you are nothing but a firct class, sealed pain in teh ass! GIVE FUCKING WAY! Parnets are so nonchalant about all these. Goes to show how much parents give a shit about their kids.

Fourthly, you get mamak stalls opening in tne midst of A JOGGING PARK! Hello! How more annoying this could be.

Fifth, you are enjoying your jog and you love the atmosphere around you, not when a fucking idiot suddenly does a gurgling sound and you find his phlegm on the road the next time. Damn! Such uncivility!! urrrgggghhhhhh!!! you fucking gross men and women!!!! I tnink seeing the body of a cat run over by a truck with its intenstines and gall bladder detached from its body, head severed is more decent than your fucking phlegm

Sixth, The overly commercial park now. When I came here forst like 7 years ago it was so peaceful and wonderful to be at, but now. Its like a funfair, Not fun!!

OK I've had enough of ranting

Bye

Listening to : The Fray